devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas)

"Okay," he said after forever. "Maybe okay will be our always.”

Okay,” I said.

(Source: mellarkboxers)

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

wilwheaton:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

AKA Sean Bonner porn.

(Source: tomhazeldine)

997:

oh well *drinks pure vodka*

(Source: flawlesstew)